Black Olive the Studio Whore

Hello my fucking minions. So Black Olive came by the studio last weekend to lay down some tracks. Now I haven't see this ass bitch in months. So it's all cool and shit when he's down with pumpin' out as much shit as we can. But let me tell you sumthing about this mothafucka. He never fucking leaves!! He just keeps fucking invitin' himself to stay the night and eating the studio out like a bitch. And we ain't got all that much room in the studio fridge anyway, with all my "Phantom Dayze" reels in there. And don't even get me fuckin' going on the oils!!! The studio bathroom is never gonna be the same.

By Monday I was like, "Man, I don't have any more fucking beats for you to freak out to, and honestly you're cramping my fuckin' style." And he's all like, "What if we did another remix of Pussyjunk, a really slow one, huh?" So I had to kick the motha fucka out! I swear this fucker's excuse for everything is, "hey, when in Rome..." You're not in Rome anymore motha fucka, and I'm sick of that panzy ass toga. Bring back Ultimate Olive any day, at least that bitch is hardcore shit.

So anyway, I degress. DCUP Land is fucking ofishal. We're shooting the first DCUP video in May. A few here and theres from Ariel and the song is done!!! So strap in with your strap on's bitches, cuz we're going for a fucking ride!!

Suck it,
Brekken 360

Come One, Come All Mothafuckas!

Me and the team thought we'd appease the fucking thousands beggin' us to jump on the blog band wagon. We're not making promises, so don't get all clingy. We all got busy-ass fucking schedules with DCUP and other commitments, so don't come here every day all hot and ready thinking you gonna get yourself a good ole' DCUP fix. Fuck right now, Ariel's been missing four days (which ain't too odd) and Olive could be in any place and any time. That's just how life is here in DCUP Land. One big ass motha fucking Monet. So step back.

Oh...you don't know Ariel Starbody, Black Olive, and me, Brekken Brek? Then get the fuck out of our world then, and get a clue mothafuckas. I'll be riding all your mothas before dawn!

Suck it,
Brekken 360